Chicken

If you drive across 2 bridges, and 20 minutes from here, and you arrive without incident, you could go into a new place called "Highlands Chicken" where the sign reads "Higland's Chicken" and the menu offers meals numbered from 1-20 but usually they only have 2 of those numbers at any time.

If you order a 3, don't have it, a 2, no? A five? Okay a five, and wait 30 minutes you might get some food.

This is our fast food, and we're actually very happy to have this option, although in it's 1 year of being open, I've been there three times, because the trek isn't worth the meal.

But it's an option to us, and we like options (-; Rarely do we have an option to eat food we didn't prepare ourselves.

While you're waiting your 30 minutes, you can read this sign: